I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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