chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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