No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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