My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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