yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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