Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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