At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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