sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I deserve this hangover.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Randomize
