I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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