At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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