There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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