I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
How external is "for external use only"?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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