i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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