I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Randomize
