carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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