I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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