He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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