Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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