There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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