When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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