I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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