i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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