no, he came in my armpit
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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