you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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