Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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