I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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