So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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