I can't watch pbs sober anymore
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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