i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Life is so much better after having sex.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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