is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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