I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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