I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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