Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I think i got beer on your cat.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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