In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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