3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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