Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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