Pass out mid-funnel last night.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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