considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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