the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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