My nipple is on Facebook.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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