So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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