I'd wear matching sweaters with you
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Randomize
