their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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