My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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