don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
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