Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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