So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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