we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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