elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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