ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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