Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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