i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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