She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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