recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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