Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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