Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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