is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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