I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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